“W@t would I do if…”

You won the lottery:
>> lompat3…haha aku kaya!!aku kaya!!!

You caught your BF/GF is cheating you with your best friend:
>> pe lagi aku ngorat bf die lak..haha pdn muke!!suke nye hati aku!

You saw someone hitchiking on highway:
>> wat xtaw je...mne taw pencurik ke....haha jht!

You caught a friend stealing from you:
>>xpela..amik la aku belanje xyah curik2 dh len kali eh..baik nye aku!!

You witnessed a murder:
>>erk... wat2 x nmpak..balik umah tido..z_z~

random stranger offered you ice cream:
>> amik je...tp bile die blah buang jejauh..huhu!!

MySpace is closed:
>>xde perasaan…biau lerr

You learned that there wont be internet anymore:
>> arghhhhh.. tidakk!!!koma 3 hari 3 mlm..

You learned your best friend has a crush on you:
>>warh.. aku ckap blablabla…..

You found a wallet without an ID and fully loaded with $$$$:
>> joli katak r..hahaha,,,sgt jht!!!